Why are the mountains so tired?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?