What did the wolf say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
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