Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Are baby skunks cute?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?