Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Which relative loves rice?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?