Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Which subject has two parts?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?