Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
How do you get straight A's?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What does a dog say before eating?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is a table you can eat?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
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