What type of flower grows up too fast?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why are trees always so positive?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

How does a penguin build its house?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?