Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Who invented fractions?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why are fish such good architects?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What TV show is most popular at bars?