Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

How do birds threaten one another?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why is summer always sad?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What makes music in your hair?