What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What birds always travel in twos?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?