Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Where would you put an injured insect?