What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What shape has a knighthood?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?