Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why is summer always sad?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?