When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do cats wear to work?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Where does cheese invest its money?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?