Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?