What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What birds make average students?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?