Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?