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What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why is a doctor always calm?