What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?