Someone stole all my lamps.

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

When do cows get tired?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?