What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.