I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why was the cat so small?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
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