Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Yes, I thaw!
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
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