Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What season begins with a thud?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Which fly makes films?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?