Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Who do camels find most inspiring?