What do you get when two plants kiss?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the barber win the race?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Which fly makes films?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What's the perfect job for a cow?