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Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

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Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

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Why don't basketball players vacation well?