What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Which founding father loves to sing?