What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What is the coolest country?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?