How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?