Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do cats wear to work?
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