Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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Where do stars go to college?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
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