Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the student eat their homework?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why did the coach go to the bank?