What's a cow's favorite music note?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?