Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why was the bee sad?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What's the slowest 5k?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?