What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?