Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What did the sick chicken say?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?