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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

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