Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
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