Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What game do mice love to play?
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