Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why do vampires always look sick?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?