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What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Which plant has the best roar?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?