Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Which subject has two parts?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

How does a witch play loud music?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What's the most masculine animal?