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Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?