What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

How can you make 7 even?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?