What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do elves learn in school?
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