What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What dog never pays attention in class?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What bee is good for your health?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
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