What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do insects learn at school?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
When do astronauts eat?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
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