What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do insects learn at school?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

When do astronauts eat?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?