What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?