Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why are goats so funny?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which is the worst season?
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