Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What style of music weighs the most?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

How do bears keep cool?

How does a penguin build its house?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?