Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
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