Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
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