What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?