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What stories are told by basketball players?

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Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

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Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?