What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Automobile.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What season begins with a thud?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
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