Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Where do books sleep?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?