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Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

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What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

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What should your husband name his internet connection?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What farm animal is best at karate?