Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Which family member has tusks?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
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