What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you call a sad latte?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do you call a pig thief?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why was the bud so shy?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?