Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How does a taco bless the table?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you do for an injured lemon?