What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do nosey peppers do?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why are trees always so positive?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why are skunks always so depressed?