Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

If you need help building an ark..

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?