Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What fish only swims at night?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?