What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

How did the toad die?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Who invented fractions?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

How much money does a skunk have?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?