Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What animals make the best students?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's a frog's favorite year?
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