Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
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