Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Do you have the best ceiling?
It's Crowded!
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
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