Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?