Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
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