Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Which celebrity always frowns?