Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?