Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why do some people love eating snails?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?