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Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?