What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?