Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
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Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
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