What type of car do planets buy?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

How does a barber get to work?

What style of music weighs the most?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why did the fish blush?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?