Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

How is cat food sold?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you call a snowman's dog?