What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
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