What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
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