What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
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Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What animal likes to party the most?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
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