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A mathmachicken.
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What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Bears love exotic cars.
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Why did the foal cough?
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Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
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What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Which computer won the talent show?
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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
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