What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do bees buzz?
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