Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?