Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What is the smallest lion?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?