What did the cats name their clothing brand?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the stair machines call each other?