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What animal could Noah not trust?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

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Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why did the sailor lose his job?