What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What does the sun drink out of?

I broke my finger!

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Where would you find an elephant?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?