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How do you get kids to do something?

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Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What do ducks get after they eat?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?