What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Ask your mother.
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
It's Crowded!
What do you give an angry rhino?
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