My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What is the strongest animal?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?