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Whiskers.
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Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
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What day is your mom always right?
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Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
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