What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What sports are both plant-based?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What does the sun drink out of?
How do you get kids to do something?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
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