What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
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What do bees chew?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
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