Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What did March say to the madness?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What do cats eat for breakfast?