Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?