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What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What animal loves Indian food?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

When do astronauts eat?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

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What TV show is most popular at bars?