What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Which parent cares the most for the environment?