Why are cars magic?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

How does a witch play loud music?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?