What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?