We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

How much money does a skunk have?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What is the most adorable season?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Where do ants go to eat?