What do you call the successful dog detective?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

How do billboards talk?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What car can't keep a secret?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?