Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?