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Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?