What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How does a taco bless the table?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do little fish love to play with?
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