What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
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