What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do books sleep?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How did the toad die?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
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