What makes pirates such good singers?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What sport do horses love to play?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?