What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do chips wear socks?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
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