What musical instrument is the best typist?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Where would you find an elephant?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What's the scariest letter?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?