What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

A book just fell on my head.

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What do fish use for glasses?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?