What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Do dads always snore?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?