How do you make a walnut laugh?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?