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Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

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What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?