Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What's the richest basketball team?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?