What do frogs eat in the summer?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?