What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?