How did the mermaid call her friends?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do you call a silly hill?

Do dads always snore?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What's a doll's favorite car?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?