Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Where do ants go to eat?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?