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Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What is another term for the price of gas?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do you call an artistic dog?

How does a polar bear build a house?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

How does a taco bless the table?