Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do math teachers eat?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
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