If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?