What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?