Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why was the bunny upset?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do stars go to college?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
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