What day do hands always go to church?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

How was the wedding?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?