How does a witch play loud music?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What shape has a knighthood?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?