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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why are goats so funny?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?