What kind of music do planets like?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

How do you make a bandstand?

What animal always goes to heaven?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What did autumn say to summer?

What time of day was Adam created?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do you call a flying police officer?

How did the tree get lost?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why is winter considered holy?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?