What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?