What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why do cows wear bells?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?