What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why do cows go to New York?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why are books always so angry?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?