What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why do crabs never give to charity?