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Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Where do birds go to drink?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?