What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Which relative loves rice?

What building always gets stains on it?

How do hurricanes see?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?