What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?